The Rules

Since I shared some of Sophie's diary, I thought it would only be fair to invade Emma's privacy as well.  I just found a notebook of hers open on the bathroom counter.  Here is what I read...

For What I'm About to do There are Some Rules.
  • No hitting people with books.
  • No slapping people on the bottom
  • No doing things that involve someone else's underpants.
Thank You!

You might be wise to follow these rules yourself today. 

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