The Dad Fairy
The jig is up. We were making cupcakes a few days ago, and I sent Sophie to look for the food coloring. We were pretty sure that Dad had stashed it with the camping gear for some reason. After sifting through the still-unpacked remains of last weekend's camping trip in our garage for several minutes, she returned with a fiercely annoyed look on her face and something hidden behind her back. "What's up?" I asked, "Did you find the food coloring?" "No!" she snarled, "But I did find MY TOOTH!" she whipped her hand out from behind her back to reveal the paper Dixie cup which housed the tooth she lost on our camping trip. "So...what does that mean?" I asked. Seven years old is a good a time as any to have one's illusions crushed. "It means that Dad took it, and I am FURIOUS!!" "Ok... so what does it mean that Dad took it?" I asked again. "It means that DAD gave me the dollar." she ...