Scatter Lolcats and Other Excellent Uses of My Time
How can I write when there are so many entertaining distractions at my house? Why just this morning, when I could have been writing or reflecting deeply on the meaning of existence, I instead played "Scattercat," a game very enthusiastically invented by my two year old. The game is initiated when she, while sitting in my bed, asks innocently, "Mom, will you be Scattercat?" If the answer is yes, then I get to take on the persona of a bipolar cat. She typically shoves me under the covers where I protest with growls and hisses. Then she asks in a sweetly cooing voice, "Scattercat, are you okay? Are you being nice? Do you want to pat a ball? Are you ticklish?" Scattercat must, of course, respond to all of these queries using cat-language only, and the game will go on as long as I allow it. I realize that this all may sound completely torturous, and perhaps it would be apart from the fact that the inventor of the game gets so excited a...