All Within Five Minutes
My friends and I agree; half birthdays are killers for the under fives. Did no one ever warn you about the " Terrible Two-and-a-Half s"? No? Right now Lili is approaching her fourth half birthday (which means she is just about three and a half), and we have all been riding the emotional roller coaster with her. One moment she may be wearing a pirate hat and collapsing into fits of giggles as she salutes and exclaims, "Lili Carson: reporting for duty! DOOODIE?!? What's duty?" The next moment she is a crumpled, heaving mass of blond hair, purple fleece and snot on the bedroom floor, inconsolable over the fact that her mama didn't salute back in the proper manner. Here are a few photos I took over the course of five minutes yesterday helpfully narrated for your entertainment. "Here you go, my love. Would you like a bowl of cereal?" "No? Cereal isn't pushing your buttons right now?" "Come o...